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Funniest Excuses for Getting Pulled Over

People say the craziest things when the familiar siren of a cop car sounds out behind them. Although we don’t recommend that you try any of these lines when you get pulled over for a driving ticket in California, here are some of the funniest lines people have given to avoid getting a traffic ticket.

  • “I am trying to get to the gas station before my tank runs out of gas!”
  • “I’m trying to get to the hospital—my wife is in labor!”
  • “I am going to the hospital to get the lead taken out of my foot.”
  • “I wanted to get up to 88 MPH so that I could go back in time to 1957.” (Back to the Future Fans will appreciate this one!)
  • “I just got this car and wanted to see how fast it could go!”
  • “My car just got washed and I needed to air dry it.”
  • “I am just keeping up with traffic Officer—see how far behind I am?”
  • “Really sorry about speeding Officer, but I really really have to use the restroom.”
  • “I got here as fast as I could Officer!”
  • “Sorry Officer, we couldn’t help it. We have a bee in the car!” (According to what others are saying, this actually might work on some cops!)

Although these excuses are fun to read about, in all likelihood a witty reply will not get you out of a speeding ticket in California. If you do ultimately find yourself with a ticket, contact 2FixYourTrafficTicket.com to learn more about the service.

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